Friday, November 24, 2006

Success! . . . partially . . .

Salutations Fellow Scholars,

I must keep this as brief a post as possible as Nero and I are trying to stay on the move. Operation Booksale was a resounding success, but it was not easy; indeed, it is still not easy. Nero inadvertantly tripped one of the alarms and now we're being pursued by the German police. Because of their patrols, we missed our train to Frankfurt and have consequently missed our return flight home to Boston.

I know you're all concerned for my fate, fellow scholars, and your concern is appreciated. Do not, however, contact any form of law enforcement, be it German or otherwise, as the mission cannot be completed until The Book resides safely in the offices of Makeshift Theatre Co. For those of you who pray, prayers are appreciated. For those of you who can provide a hideout, hideouts are appreciated more.

With that being said, Nero and I really must run. There's a . . . oh, no . . . going now.

Brilliantly Sincere,

Profeessor Happ
Director of Field Dramaturgy
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