Thursday, March 29, 2007

Nerd on a mission...

Hello again Ye Fans of Makeshift!!

It's Nero again! And yes I am still stuck in the middle of no where eastern Europe. I have given up on Herr professor. I am still preparing for my plan to get back to Boston. When the going gets rough I keep reminding myself what i miss most about home: Opening day,The fact the Makeshift will be doing it's first non-children's play, (Seriously, for a while there I thought theatre could only be preformed before noon.), and my Mom really misses me.

I did some surfing this morning when the Prof got done chatting with his on-line squeeze, and found 5 BIG reason s that i will be getting us out of this podunk land!! I am now officially a nerd with a mission!!!

ENJOY!

REASON #5

REASON #4REASON#3
REASON#2
AND THE #1 REASON I WILL GET US BACK HOME!!
VENOM!!

~Nero
Nero@makeshifttheatre.com

Friday, March 23, 2007

I am the Iron Chef of magic!!

Ok, I am back from my ingrediant gathering expedition.

I Have:
~a box of Craoyla crayons, or what passes for crayons in this part of the world.
~some parchment
~some stinky dried root thingys
~One of my socks, and some toe nail clippings...ewww
~A few hairs from Prof. Happ's comb he always carries on him. (Got it while he was chating with his online sweetie.)
~One of the Professors undershirts...ewww
~3 jokes written on a small peice of paper that is folded 3 times.
~AND, a token from home, a foul ball I caught at my last Red Sox game. (with luck I will be home for opening day!)

No I am supposed to mix all these things together in a pot with some fresh wine and water and let the whole thing simmer for a few days. I don't know how i am going to hide this from the Prof.. I am sure I will think of something. Wish me Luck. I think I will try out a few of the other spells while this is cooking. Where is my test subject...er, I mean the Prof..

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The clock is ticking!!

Hello all..!!!!

As some of you know I have been working on a way to get us home since the Prof seems to be content on settling in here is the middle of eastern europe with his online girlfriend and the crazy book. I think he has given up. But not this gamer and theatre fan boy!!! I have plenty more curtain speeches to do and many more audition rejection notices to receive!!

So now I revel to you my big plan. After much trial and error I Have found out that the passages in the back of the crazy book are real honest to goodness magic spells. I have been practicing with them when I can. I have found one that I think will get us home prof willing or not.

Now I just have to find the ingredients. that is my goal for the day. I am coming down from the mountain and into town in a Grinch like fashion to find the stuff I need for the spell. I have had a bit of a hard time translating the list from old German to English so I hope luck will be a lady with me!!!

will report by the end of the week!!

~Nero

Friday, March 09, 2007

almost there.....

Hi everyone. I have been working very hard on the thing that I believe will get us back to Boston. It has not been easy but the good news is that the Prof. Happ has been playing the role of test subject. Needless to say he has not been in the best of moods.

I did finialy get a chance to steal the laptop back as i am writing on it right now. I peeked at his email. I know it's not very ethical, but a few months ago he didn't even know it existed!

It seems he has an online girl friend. He has been steering us around in hopes of meeting up wither her. That tricky little devil! let's see... She goes by the screen name LMPayne4U, and lets just say she is not shy. HAHAHA The Prof goes by ProfLUV....hahahaha. O man I'm crying....LOL.

Ok he heard me laughing and he headed back to the tent. I better go... HAHAHA. I will see if I can get any info out of him.

Hopefully I will see you all soon.

Live long and prosper.

~Nero